You read that right. I’m touching it. Fanboys fuck yourselves because everyone does NOT need a PS3. Just because the price is $299 now and you already have an Xbox 360 and a Wii does not mean you now should own the PS3 to complete the holy trinity of this generation of consoles. For serious.
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Dated: 26th September 2009
Filled Under: Games, Old Cakepie.com
Comments: 10 Comments

Well, my birthday wish did not come true: My Rock Band achievements have not been accomplished–YET! The main hangup is even though the universe has sought to bless me with at LEAST four players who are Expert level Rock Band Drummers, not ONE of them can beat Dream Theater’s Panic Attack. I made a checklist
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Dated: 23rd September 2009
Filled Under: Games, Old Cakepie.com
Comments: 7 Comments

This is my Moriarty. And for you literature people out there, The Final Problem. You see, there’s this ancient and powerful artifact crafted by strange and powerful gods, it holds its user in its thrall, forcing them to succumb to its will, releasing its captives only when they complete their quest. “You must beat all
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Posted by Cake-Pie
Dated: 15th September 2009
Filled Under: Games, Old Cakepie.com
Comments: 3 Comments

Obviously this is in reference to the wildly popular Powerthirst video spilling all over youtube (for about two years now) like some kind of awesome plague. Speaking of which, wouldn’t it be great if instead of suffering a horrible death, you got a sweet plague where people all grew an extra set of thumbs or
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Posted by Cake-Pie
Dated: 10th September 2009
Filled Under: Games, Old Cakepie.com
Comments: 1 Comment

Ouch. I know. But for the first time in history we have definitive proof that there is no all-seeing, all-knowing, loving, world/universe creator many religions refer to as God. Instead, there’s Disney. Now I know what you’re all thinking. And it’s not just because of the mind reading devices I have installed in your brains.
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Dated: 4th September 2009
Filled Under: Old Cakepie.com
Comments: 5 Comments