Obviously this is in reference to the wildly popular Powerthirst video spilling all over youtube (for about two years now) like some kind of awesome plague. Speaking of which, wouldn’t it be great if instead of suffering a horrible death, you got a sweet plague where people all grew an extra set of thumbs or could burp strawberries? I know. Random.

But seriously! If people could dream we’d see some really great video games coming down the pipe. I know it’s a completely new idea to suggest that game developers allow imaginative titles to escape their programming grasp, so please be patient with my wacky new-fangled suggestion. I do want wacky ideas that look like they come from not only the smoking of crack, but the imbibing of alcoholic beverages, and living in Japan. True fact: Hideo Kojima lives in Japan. Not enough proof?

Let’s remember back to Katamari Damacy. Start that game up, watch the opening sequence. You think you’re seeing the badger badger mushroom flash cartoon with some kind of LSD add-on pack that was imbedded in your game case. You try to tell your gamer friends about it and they look at you like you’re a crazy person. “No seriously, this guy gets drunk and breaks the night sky. Yes, he’s the King, no you don’t kill anything. You just grab stuff in a ball.”

And that was a $20 game.

/em: pause for effect

Now, as you know Muramasa has just come out. You don’t know? What the fuck is wrong with you? Go watch the game trailer, and while you’re at it look up Bayonetta. Anyway, I haven’t played it just yet (still wearing down those fucking Rock Band achievements). But I will soon, and when I do, I plan to be blown away. Nay, amazed! I wouldn’t be surprised if that game made me pregnant.

400 Babies?

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One Response to “More Than Your Body Has Room For”

  1. J-Man Says:

    Not bad, though I believe you misspoke this… “Now, as you know Muramasa has just come out. You don’t know? What the fuck is wrong with you? Go watch the game trailer, and while you’re at it look up Bayonetta.”

    It was supposed to look more like this:
    “Now, as you know Muramasa has come out. WOW, you don’t know? Oh, join the club; Games for gamers who only own a Wii, because you finally have something other than Metroid Prime to play. As for me, I was too busy playing $10 for “The Dishwasher” and planning on taking over the world, or just Japan so I can play Bayonetta this year instead of next. To the Wii-can-collect-dust-fitians out there saying “Bayowhatta,” I’ll wait until I find a Wii at a yard sale for $20, talk them down to $15 and borrow Muramasa from a friend.”

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Dated: 10th September 2009
Filled Under: Games, Old Cakepie.com