I’m hopeful that you’ve all had great Christmases, Hanukkahs, Kwanzaas, and Obligatory Ice Level Days.
In case you’re uncool, and have never played a videogame before in your life, there is a time-honored tradition of including ICE LEVELS in games. These are awesome, because you get to slide around and crap.
Why bother with the commercialism of the holidays when you can appreciate all of those hard-working developers responsible for your favorite games? You spend a lot more time playing games than you do celebrating holidays! My logic is impeccable. You basically have to give thanks to Ice Levels.
I didn’t think of this myself, sadly, I have to give
blame credit to The Speed Gamers for this one. Go forth and celebrate!